…and the worlds worst girlfriend award goes to me.



“It’s this dumb thing that Ross made up cause he was trying to fool our parents. It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.”

“It’s this dumb thing that Ross made up cause he was trying to fool our parents. It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.”

(via 69shadesofgray)




How to make up after a fight: Smoke a bowl, Eat a sandwich, Foreplay for about 30 minutes, Fuck for an hour and a half, Smoke a cigarette, Cuddle.


My boyfriend and I are sitting in the same room, not saying a word, and we are both on tumblr.


I never thought I would love the word Peanut so much :)


the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Watching a funny movie,

lolsofunny:

lolsofunny:

With your family.

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With your friends. 

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(lol here!)

(lol here!)